harrystylesfleshlight:

 


excessunrated:

s0rrym0m:

I CANNOT BREATHE

OH MY GOD.

harrystylesfleshlight:

 

excessunrated:

s0rrym0m:

I CANNOT BREATHE

OH MY GOD.

(via pandasandkoalas02)


theimpala-at-221b:

Dean’s face in the third panel gives me life

x

(via too-much-tv-no-social-life)


Q
you into black guys? 😜
Anonymous
A

Im into everyone


Q
10/10 would bang
Anonymous
A

Good to know . Now getcha booty over here.


zaynsbro:

people that chew so loud and talk while eating are the root cause of global warming 

(via slamderped)



JJ: As I’m sure some of you were aware, Henry was a little nervous about going trick-or-treating this year. But he’s decided to go anyway.

(via warmachine-sixtyeight)


framewxrk:

too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me

(via angel81900)


Sexxxxxx. Seeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxx.


parrotcakes:

blanketpie:

THERE ARE SHIPS MEANT FOR FLUFFY NIGHTS IN FRONT OF THE TV WITH POPCORNS AND CUTE KISSES AND CUDDLES AND THEN THERE ARE SHIPS MEANT FOR HARDCORE ANGRY SEX

so be careful when youre planning your next cruise

(via eat-your-loved-ones)


(via rotten-trash)


emilianadarling:

One day last semester I was on the bus heading to class and I was like ‘fuck class started ten minutes ago I’m going to be late again.

And then I looked down and realized that my professor was in the seat in front of me editing his powerpoints for the class that we were both supposed to be in.

image

(via senioritapizza)



tastefullyoffensive:

Be nice to Frank. [caboosium]

tastefullyoffensive:

Be nice to Frank.

[caboosium]

(via shells987)


kittengrin:

Goddamn.  Smart woman for thinking of the “ordering a pizza” thing, and smart dispatcher for picking up on it.

kittengrin:

Goddamn.  Smart woman for thinking of the “ordering a pizza” thing, and smart dispatcher for picking up on it.

(via sunkist-n-razorblades)