erlynntheemerald:

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So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.

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eremiel-fallen-angel:

queen-of-fallen-angels:

the-girl-who-is-a-fallen-angel:

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

mshpiece:

theminorityking:

frostbitch:

shoggothtan:

i made a cute transparent ghostie to drag around your dash :)

oH MY FUCKING GOD

ABORT MISSION. ABORT MISSION

aw it’s so c-JESUS CHRIST

FUCKING HELL
JESUS CHRIST I ALMOST I DIED

GET THE SALT!

^ Compare:
Normal reaktion: 
Supernatural Reaction:


DID YOU DRAG THE FUCKING HELL SPAWN OF A GHOST????

eremiel-fallen-angel:

queen-of-fallen-angels:

the-girl-who-is-a-fallen-angel:

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

mshpiece:

theminorityking:

frostbitch:

shoggothtan:

i made a cute transparent ghostie to drag around your dash :)

oH MY FUCKING GOD

ABORT MISSION. ABORT MISSION

aw it’s so c-JESUS CHRIST

FUCKING HELL

JESUS CHRIST I ALMOST I DIED

GET THE SALT!

^ Compare:

Normal reaktion: 

Supernatural Reaction:

DID YOU DRAG THE FUCKING HELL SPAWN OF A GHOST????

(via too-much-tv-no-social-life)


(via laetus-puer)


tresantes:

fruit salad 

*deep voice* yummy yummy

(via mrrussellsprout)


mikkkeymau5:

eldiablocabra:

awkwardvagina:

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President" 

Lmfaooo

(via mrrussellsprout)


ballpitfucker:


best-of-imgur:

My roommate bought black toilet paper.

#even my poop will be goth

ballpitfucker:

best-of-imgur:

My roommate bought black toilet paper.

(via actualparrot)


Color Test - Results

Your Existing Situation

Desires to be respected by others in order to gain their trust and support for her own personal gain.

Your Stress Sources

"An emotional relationship is falling apart and disappointing and has become a depressing situation. Would like to free herself from the relationship, but is afraid of losing what could have been or future disappointment down the line. her emotions constantly contradict each other irritating him; she tries to hid her irritation with a distant and harsh attitude."

Your Restrained Characteristics

Current events leave her feeling forced into compromise in order to avoid being cut off from affection or future cooperation.

Has strong emotional demands and is picky when it comes to choosing a partner. she chooses to remain emotionally distant and uninvolved in relationships.

Feels trapped in a helpless situation and is desperately seeking relief. she is able to find pleasure and happiness in sexual activity.

"Feels trapped in a helpless situation and is desperately seeking relief. she is able to find pleasure and happiness in sexual activity, as long as there is not a lot of conflict or emotional difficulty."

Current events leave her feeling forced into compromise in order to avoid being cut off from affection or future cooperation.

Your Desired Objective

"Wants to make a good impression on others and be seen as a special individual, like no one else. she is constantly observing how others react to her and to make sure this is true. she knows how to effectively gain special recognition, by planning and scheming. she is draw to things which are beautiful and unique."

Your Actual Problem

"Feeling anxious and restless frustration toward current situation or unfulfilled emotional requirements are causing stress. she tries escaping from those emotions by denying the exist at all. Hides her dissatisfaction at the situation behind a proud, but false independence."

Your Actual Problem #2

"Has been disappointed and let down, believes it is pointless to come up with new goals as they will most likely disappoint as well. Needs to be recognized and respected, but is worried about the future. Reacts by avoiding situations where she will be criticizes or others will attempt to influence her. Tries to take charge of the situation by controlling the details and strengthen her position. "


cutebabe:

celesgami:

OKAY NO

EVERYONE TAKE THIS FUCKING QUIZ RIGHT NOW

IM LITERALLY ANGRY ABOUT HOW ACCURATE IT IS FUCK THIS THING ALL I DID WAS CLICK ON COLORS ??? HO W DOES I TKNOW FRICK

this is the most fucking terrifyingly accurate personality test ive ever taken in my entire life like??? what. the fuck

(via sexysaxophone)


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illckr:

homealonethree:

AMERICANS: name every single canadian province

Hoenn Johto Kanto Sinnoh Unova Kalos

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Attention: Guys who cosplay/want to cosplay spandex-clad superheroes

relenawarcraft:

OK dinguses, here’s something that’s gonna make your life and the lives of everyone who sees you at the con so much better.

This is called a Men’s Dance Belt.

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It’s for male ballet dancers to wear under their tights. Its purpose?

TO MAKE SURE NOBODY SEES THEIR BULGE.

when I’m at a con, nothing kills a potential good superhero costume more than seeing the cosplayer’s friendly neighborhood spider-cock through the costume.

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(via superpieinthetardis)


fullmetalfanwarrior:

iwantmyhonorback:

castiali:

frickelschnitz:

so-you-think-youcan-tell:

castiali:

supernatural wishlist:

  • openly queer character
  • good female that doesn’t die
  • dean/castiel hug
  • sam in a ponytail
  • sam/castiel hug
  • musical episode
  • castiel inhaling helium and saying “hello dean”
  • dean/castiel kiss

we’re getting there kids

WHOA WE’RE HALFWAY THERE

WHOOOAAAHHHH LIVIN ON A PRAYER

dont you start

TAKE MY HAND WELL MAKE IT I SWEAR

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WE’RE GETTING THE MUSICAL EPISODE

(via fishingfromthemoon)


theconsultingrenegade:

bestquius:

bestquius:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

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(via sthlazyandsarcastic)